What Can I Say?

anal-on-first-date:

This show man

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

So I was in my painting class today…

shinigamiatyourservice:

and I turned around to look at my friend…

imagedo you sEE

imageTHIS FUCKING BULLSHIT

imageWHAT THE FUCK

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I DONT UNDERSTAND LIFE

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FUCKING HI

Are you allowed to use green paint in your class???

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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wakeupglowing:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

I HATE THIS POST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME IT COMES UP ON MY DASH I SPEND LIKE 20 MINUTES WHISPERING TO MYSELF “come on. go back in his pants. come on!! you can do it!!!! in!! his!! pants!!!”

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

stressingandobsessing:

hipstermidgardian:

shyannvanityvonsix:

i-just-can-not-handle-this:

keyblade-assassin:

disneysnowprincess:

it-all-started-with-amouse:

wishingondisney:

magic-kingdom-dreaming:

sadieslostgirladventures:

disneytasthic:

xoxo-abby-xoxo:

I WANT IT I WANT THEM ALL TO BE THRILL RIDES AS WELL

NOOOO not thrill rides (afraid of heights!) but I TOTALLY WANT A VILLAINS PARKS SO BADLY IT HURTS <3!

They should be like haunted house rides but themed to the specific villain! 

THIS WOULD BE MOTHER-FREAKING SICK ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WANT THIS SO BADLY PLEASE DISNEY HEAR MY PRAYERS I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW OKAY?

DUDE WHY DIDN’T THEY DO THIS

Disney dropped the ball on this one

DISNEY PLEASSSEE



BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE THE HANS ONE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL PLEASANT AND CALM, LIKE THERE IS NO CRAZY TWISTS OR TURNS AND IT IS LIKE “IT’S A SMALL WORLD” AND YOU THINK THAT IT’S GOING TO BE THE ONE NICE RIDE IN THE PARK, BUT THEN RIGHT AS IT ENDS HE DOES THE LINE AND THEN IT TURNS INTO A HARDCORE ROLLERCOASTER AND IT’S ALL CRAZY

DO I DISNEY!!! LETTHEVILLIANSHAVEONETHING

GIVE SCAR A CABARET

WHY ISN’T THIS A THING

stressingandobsessing:

hipstermidgardian:

shyannvanityvonsix:

i-just-can-not-handle-this:

keyblade-assassin:

disneysnowprincess:

it-all-started-with-amouse:

wishingondisney:

magic-kingdom-dreaming:

sadieslostgirladventures:

disneytasthic:

xoxo-abby-xoxo:

I WANT IT
I WANT THEM ALL TO BE THRILL RIDES AS WELL

NOOOO not thrill rides (afraid of heights!) but I TOTALLY WANT A VILLAINS PARKS SO BADLY IT HURTS <3!

They should be like haunted house rides but themed to the specific villain! 

THIS WOULD BE MOTHER-FREAKING SICK ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WANT THIS SO BADLY PLEASE DISNEY HEAR MY PRAYERS I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW OKAY?

DUDE WHY DIDN’T THEY DO THIS

Disney dropped the ball on this one

DISNEY PLEASSSEE

BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE THE HANS ONE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL PLEASANT AND CALM, LIKE THERE IS NO CRAZY TWISTS OR TURNS AND IT IS LIKE “IT’S A SMALL WORLD” AND YOU THINK THAT IT’S GOING TO BE THE ONE NICE RIDE IN THE PARK, BUT THEN RIGHT AS IT ENDS HE DOES THE LINE AND THEN IT TURNS INTO A HARDCORE ROLLERCOASTER AND IT’S ALL CRAZY

DO I DISNEY!!! LETTHEVILLIANSHAVEONETHING

GIVE SCAR A CABARET

WHY ISN’T THIS A THING